Monday, 29 June 2009

  • why I think Michael Jackson did molest those kids: My Theory

    When I was in Jr. high I had a friend named Beth.  Beth and I had a lot of sleep overs.  We did all kinds of fun things at our sleep overs.  We made prank calls ( before caller ID.) We streaked naked through the neighborhood because there was a popular song called the streak,  and we stole our parents booze and cigarettes.  We also looked at my dad's playboy and read parts out of The Happy Hooker.  Beth had  some experience with boys, I had none.  Either way, eager to practice, for when we got real boyfriends we kissed at sleep overs too.  One time we even felt each other up.  Poor Beth got the raw end of the deal though, since my boobs were about as big as my 4 year old brothers.
     
    I wasn't attracted to Beth and I definitely liked boys.  In fact, even if I liked girls that way, I don't think Beth would have been my type.  But basically I made out with her and felt her up anyway.  I never thought much of it and later in life I found out boys did similar things.  Although it seemed like boys were a lot grosser, with their circle jerks and what not.  And I heard of boys showing each other how to masturbate and things that I would have never done with Beth, even if she asked. 

    Now you may be wondering what on earth that has to do with my theory.  I'm getting to that. 

    From what I hear most child molesters are 1) sexually attracted to children and 2) get off on the power and were most likely molested themselves.

    That never really fit Michael Jackson from what I could see and it seemed he genuinely loved his little friends and was sincere when he said he wouldn't hurt a child.  Although, I would not be surprised to learn he had been molested at some point in his life.  He was definitely abused and used by his father.

    But if you go back and read what the kids said happened with Michael , you could see it happening.   Why?  Because Michael Jackson did not think of himself as an adult.  When he had children over and had little boys sleep in his bed, it was just like any very rich 12 year old having another kid sleep over.  They watched videos and jumped on the bed, and giggled.  They played video games together and probably ordered pizza.

    But some of the boys said they sometimes watched dirty movies together and there was some fondling going on.  He was never accused of rape, it always sounded like two adolescent boys experimenting.

    Except Michael wasn't a little boy, he was a grown man.  And if you listen to him in interviews, he really didn't get that.  Against ALL advice from everyone he refused to stop sleeping in the same bed as little boys.  Even when he was married to Lisa Marie, he told Diane Sawyer he would not deny a child to sleep in his bed, with him, if they wanted to.

    I don't think Michael believed he was hurting those boys.  I think he thought he was having fun with his friends. 

    The man was emotionally 12 years old.  I think he was as sweet and shy and generous as everyone says.  He was amazingly talented.  And he was big time screwed up.

    Even his whole dangling his baby off the balcony thing?  I could see an immature boy doing something like that.  I don't think Michael's frontal lobe ever developed. 

    So I don't think he was a child molester in the classic sense of what we normally think we know about child molesters, but I do think he molested those kids.  I don't think he was attracted to little boys, I believed him when he said he didn't think of kids like that, but I still think there was touching going on and porn watching and drinking.  And I think Michael was just recreating what he never had when he was 12.

    So there you have it, my theory.  No disrespect to an icon, some of you asked so I told ya. 


    I welcome opinions, especially if you agree.

     

Friday, 26 June 2009

  • Chaz- ity Bono, Mj. Farrah and other current events.

    Weekends are a crappy time to blog, because apparently people have lives.  However, I have so much to say that even if I know that no one hears it, at least I said it.

    Michael Jackson:  Wow, I have really weird, mixed, emotions on that one.  When I heard, and realized it was true, I had an odd overwhelming feeling of sadness.  Weird, because I really do think he molested those boys and normally I wouldn't care if a child molester died.  Maybe it's because the man was never convicted so I can't be 100% sure, or maybe it's because I felt sorry for him.  It's no wonder he was so F'd up, he was basically the parents meal ticket and he just got screwed over in the life dept.  I personally watched the Jackson five story several times, so I know.  Sure, he seemed to have it all, but in reality all he had was tons of talent and no shrink to fix him.
    And he was such an adorable little kid too.  What a shame.
    But yeah, he has always fascinated me with his wanting to be white and his self esteem issues and his strange and short marriage to Lisa Marie Presley, who in interviews seems kind of normal, but insists she had sex with Michael. 
    I wonder what will happen to his kids, who I don't think are really his.  Will they be able to take their masks off now?  Can someone please adopt them and NOT give them to their mother who sold them to Michael?  Don't two of those kids have the same name?  Yeah, that needs to be fixed right away.  Who gives their kids the same name? 
    As far as Michael molesting the boys, I have a theory as to why I think he did it, and why I think his motivation is different than other child molesters, but that would take a long time to write, and I have other topics I need to get to.


    Poor Farrah, also a lost soul, and then she has the misfortune of dying on the same day as M.J and she gets lost in all the M.J mania even though I'm pretty sure she didn't molest any children.  Ryan gives me the creeps though, and I don't think I would like him if I met him, but might be too star struck to tell him. 


    Mel Gibson is another story though, he's an anti-semitic hypocrite, I really can't stand him.  Oh who am I kidding, I would probably be like " so nice to meet you Mel, congrats on the new baby, I'm not really Jewish I NEVER even go to temple."

    Poor Cher.  Don't even tell me you wouldn't care if your daughter was changing into a guy.  But that's not the worst of it, the worst is he/she has really let herself go.  Don't get me wrong, so have I, but yeah Chaz -ity loose some weight.  How she/he got the cute girlfriend has to be due to money.  She/he is NOT cute anymore at all.  Even as a guy.

    Oh Kate, bitchy, bitchy, spank your kid in public Kate.  Give it up.  He's done, it's so obvious.  You blew it.  I was a bitchy wife too ( although not as bitchy as you) and I spanked, but never in public and I wasn't on TV.  Expunge didn't have hundreds of people saying I was a bitch and that I shouldn't spank my kids, and it still didn't work.  Not that Jon is any great catch, nor is expunge, but you know what I mean.

    Then there's the cheating Governor, which is no surprise because he's a politician, but he runs off and doesn't tell anyone?  People are crazy.

    I promise if I ever get money and power, I'll stay just as sane as I am.  Which isn't saying much, but compared to them it's saying a lot.





Thursday, 18 June 2009

  • Prop 9

    Since I am on a roll here with the controversial topics, I would like to discuss same sex marriage.  Can I just say I totally agree with California, people of the state should be allowed to decide who marries and who doesn't.  Makes sense to me.  But why limit it to gay people?  I propose a proposition nine.  A ban on all marriages unless approved by voters.

    Before you dismiss this idea out right, listen to how it would work. 

    Every couple who wants to marry, gay or straight must present their " case" before a carefully selected panel, made up of clergymen/women of all faiths, marriage counselors, psychiatrists, child rearing experts,  financial experts, a couple who has been married for 20 years or more, a gay couple who has been in a long term committed relationship for twenty years or more, and 10 random people representing all races and political beliefs. 

    Then the committee will give their recommendation to the public, with their findings and written explanations from each person as to how and why they came up with this decision.

    For example:  Couple A, lets call them Lisa and Jack.
     Jack has been married 3 times and two of his wives died " accidentally."  His last wife thinks he killed his former wives and claims he was physically and mentally abusive.  Jack has no job, and does not support or see his 10 children from his previous marriages.  Lisa is a crack ho and has lost custody of her 2 children from her former pimp.  

    Couple B, lets call them Tom and Mike. 
    Tom has been arrested for assault against Mike two times.  He has a job, but only makes $10.00 an hour and works part time.  Mike has been hospitalized for extreme depression and has attempted suicide several times.  Mike cannot hold down a job  for any length of time    .   They do not plan on having any children and are currently seeing a counselor to work on their issues.

    Couple C, Mary and Jane:
      Mary and Jane have been in a committed relationship for ten years.  They have two children together, one from Mary's egg and one from Jane's.  They used the same donor for each child.  Mary has a great job and Jane is a stay at home mom.  They have built a solid nest egg and the children's teachers all report how bright and well adjusted the children are.  However, Mary did have a one night stand with her ex, during the first month of their relationship.  They worked it out and things have been fine since.

    Couple D:  Greg and Tina.
     Greg and Tina are both doctors and have been together for 5 years.  They do not want to have children as they are committed to their careers and feel kids would just get in the way.  They have been living together for the last three years of their relationship and it has been going well.

    Last but not least Couple E,  Abhay and Charu
     have only met a few times.  This would be an arranged marriage decided on by their parents when they were young children.  Abhay is an engineer and Charu is a computer programmer.  They would like to have a large family.

    They could even make it a reality game show type thing.  They could gong people they reject, like the old gong show.  ( I know, I am dating myself here).  This could really be big and I think it would cut down the divorce rate and actually REALLY preserve the sanctity of marriage, while  boosting the entertainment industry!  And we all know that's a plus!

    So what do you think?  Who do YOU think should be allowed to be married?  Play the game with me, it's not as easy as it looks. Will it be couple A?  You tell me, it's up to you who gets to be married and who doesn't.

    After this takes off, I think voters should also be able to decide who gets a divorce too. 

    How am I the only one to think of these great things?

Wednesday, 17 June 2009

  • Controversy

    You all know I shy away from controversial topics for the most part.  But I'm going to have a gander at this topic, albeit somewhat untimely.  By untimely I mean a lot of people consider this so last week.  But I am going to discuss the Sarah Palin, Dave Letterman thing. Insert scary music here.

    First let me be the first to admit I can't stand Sarah Palin.  She comes off as arrogant and self righteous to me.  She does not seem to consider any views but her own and frankly she kind of makes me sick.  

    As for Dave, don't watch his show.  It's on too late and I don't find any of those late night guys to be THAT funny anyway.  Give me Ellen anytime.  Of course I heard the now infamous joke and I thought it was in poor taste and offensive.  As a mom I totally got why Sarah was offended.  And since I try and pride myself on not being a hypocrite, I was all for the firing of Imus, so I guess it wouldn't bother me if Dave got fired too.

    What does bother me is the words being thrown around about Dave, including things said by the Palins.  Like I said, I'm a mom, I would be pissed if I was Sarah and whatever his name is.  Personally, I think it crosses a line whenever you bring the kids into these jokes.  Poor Amy Carter and Chelsea Clinton, geeze it's amazing they have any self esteem.  But I digress, calling Dave Letterman a pervert, a pedophile, a verbal child abuser is just absurd. 

    Child sexual abuse is a serious issue in this country and some may argue that that's why this joke was so awful.  And I might even agree to some extent, however Dave Letterman is no more of a child sex offender than I am.  I mean really people, can we be real here?

    Come on, accusing this man of being on equal footing as some of the most horrendous people on the planet?  THAT to me negates the Palins and other peoples legitimate gripe about the " joke". 

    People just always have to go to the extreme with this crap and make themselves look like idiots.  If Sarah and fans called for the firing of Dave and want to boycott his sponsors,  hey, have at it.  They have every right to do that and may even be justified.  But to malign  this mans character to the degree they are, is just as or even more offensive to me than the joke itself.

    True pedophiles are people that are attracted to children sexually, real child abusers rape children on a daily basis.  David Letterman does NOT fit this category and to say he does is beyond unfair.  And to do it to promote a political agenda is even more disgusting to me. 

    You lost, try again in four years, let it go, I did for the last eight.  Can we just be somewhat normal here? 

    If I make a joke about murder, is that in bad taste?  Yes.  Should I have to say sorry?  Again, Yes.  Should I be fired if I am a late night talk show host?  Maybe.  Do I have a warped sense of humor?  Yep.  Does it mean I am promoting murder and am a murderer myself?  No!

    And since Dave letterman is NOT going to be fired, and his sponsors are not dropping him, you can cry not fair, but please don't cry David Letterman is a rapist.   It just makes you sound stupid.

    Feel free to disagree here, I am opening myself up by actually giving an opinion for once.



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