December 19, 2006

  • Everyone MUST go to my friends site and give him a warm welcome here
    Hopefully he will be much better at updating and answering comments than xanga loser semi ex.
    He is a fabulous writer and an interesting guy, so get over there!!!!!

    Edit:  After visiting my new friend you may come back and play my

    dreidel Game!  Put the mouse on the dreidel and spin. Also watch my candels mysteriously appear each night.

    I love all my female friends on xanga, but I have to say, I really, really enjoy the guys sites.  There are VERY few men's sites that I don't like.  They are self deprecating  in a humorus way ( which I love) and they tend to write differently than the women.  So I'm glad my friend decided to give it a shot.

    I have had two really crappy days, rather than get into it and bore everyone with annoyingness that has become my life I am going to repost one of my holiday specials


    Mean Reindoes

     

      Rudolph Reindeer     

     

    I know this is a little premature.  But I thought I
    might pitch this idea as a holiday special.  Of course I love the
    classics, but we need some new ones.  Here is a small part of my script
    idea.  I put it in instant message form because you are reading this
    online.  It is my modern spin on things with a teen girl influence.

    Instant message!

    elfiehottie: hey

    Dancerchick: hey, what's up?

    elfiehottie: Dude, did you see Rodolfa's nose today?

    Dancerchick: yeah, it's frikin glowing now!

    elfiehottie: seriously, why doesn't she tell Mrs. Clause to take her to the dermatologist, it's soooo gross! 

    Dancerchick: LOL, OMG she actually tired to join me
    and Prancer when we were practicing our jumps for Christmas Eve.  We
    were like, WTF, and then Dasher was like " hey glo stick, I think
    Santa's calling you" " The electricity went out in the workshop again"

    elfiehottie: ROFLMAO, OMG that is so mean,ha ha

    Dancerchick: I know, but he is so frikin hot!

    elfiehottie:  Are you guys still kickin it?

    Dancerchick:  yeah, Cupid told me he's gona ask me to
    ride next to him Christmas Eve.  I think Santa's gona ask us to lead
    this year!

    elfiehottie:  You totally deserve to lead!  don't
    tell Prancer I said this, but I don't think she's as good as last
    year.  OMG and Vixen what a ho!  I heard she made out with Donner
    behind Cupids back.

    Dancerchick:  ITA, it pisses me off the way she sucks
    up to Santa right after Halloween.  And he's so clueless, he just ho ho
    ho's about it!  I want to be like Santa get a clue dude!  Yeah, I heard
    that about Vixen too.

    elfiehottie: I know what ya mean, ( about Santa) he
    totally plays favorites with the boy elfs too and they are lazy as
    hell.  I made like 50 toys yesterday and that Elfonso made like two,
    and Santa was like " Great job Elfonso"  I might quit, I heard the
    Easter Bunny is hiring and it's way easier. 

    Danerchick: yeah and he's in Florida or something, this North Pole weather is kicking my ass

    elfiehottie:  yeah, GTG  TTYL, I need to finish that
    paint gun for Jimmy, what a joke,  he should have totally been on the
    bad list.  Santa is too soft.

    Some other ideas I had were.....

    Dancer comes out to Santa and hooks up with the tooth fairy.

    Mrs. Clause has an affair with Frosty the Snowman

    Tommy sues Santa because he rides his new bike stoned
    and crashes into a mail box.  he wins millions of dollars, because
    there was no warning label on the bike saying Caution do not RUI ( ride
    under the influence )

    ©

    PS. Jennie is fine, last I spoke to her she was sleeping on a bus.  She informed me she was getting a full three hours sleep a night.  Last night ( daytime here) she said "  Call me tomorrow" and hung up.  There was lots of noise in the back round.  I pictured her being held hostage by Jew haters, but was informed today that she was partying in a bar.  Today I asked her if she was hung over and she said " no, just tired."  I think someone is lying to their mother, and what kind of educational trip is this?  BTW she is of legal age in Israel, she wasn't pulling a Lindsay Lohan.

    Don't forget, go to his site

Comments (31)

  • I will go check out your friends site. I am glad Jennie is doing well...don't worry mom, we were that age once, too, remember? Oh...nevermind I said that. :wink:

  • :lol: I would watch those.
    I hope today is a little less crappy
    for you!

  • love the ideas...keep them coming! Oh and BTW -- mission accomplished...friend welcomed.

  • Too funny as usual! And way cool that Jennie got to go to Israel! :goodjob:

  • Okay, now I have it figured out. You want to keep us guys busy on our blogs where we belong. You like us on blogs, but what about real life? Well, I am no doubt reading into this. Your ideas are creative but rumor has it Frosty is gay since Mrs. Clause. Now what can that be all about?

  • ryc: I already did, loved his story about being "pinched" -- ha ha ha!

  • LOL....... you've got the teen IM down to a tee!!!  I want to see Borat!!!  The woman I ran across while out shopping today, must have been having a really crappy day, either that or she just needs to be medicated before being let out in public!!!  :laugh:

  • OHMIGOSH.....I LOVE YOUR STORY!  I can't wait to show my teenaged granddaughter.  What a hoot!  Glad to hear Jennie is fine.  I'll go visit your friend now.

  • I know a number of women who would be interested in having an affair with Frosty. You want the jolly, happy soul around to cheer you up, you pop that old top hat on top of the ball of snow. You don't want to put up with listening to the LSU - Alabama game, just knock the hat off his head.

    Scene 9 opens with Santa standing beside his bed.

    Santa: "Hollie," (not many people know that Mrs. Clause's first name is Hollie) "why is there a puddle of water beside our bed?"

    Mrs. Clause: "Oh, er, well, uh, I spilled a glass of water. I'll come clean it up."

    Santa: "Why are you wringing that spilled water into a sandwich bag and putting it into the freezer?"

  • RYC: "Tootsie's Playhouse" is an old, old, old family joke. If it actually existed, it would be like a Hooters or a "gentleman's club" or something. I guess you're right. If I'm going to make up a story about oldest child getting a tattoo, I should also make up a description of the tattoo, shouldn't I? As to "Eragon", I thought the graphics were great. The story line and theme were good. I was not so much impressed with the acting. And I felt like I was seeing a knock-off of a combination of "Lord of the Rings," and "Dragonheart." The dragon, however, is female.

  • You could never bore me with 'annoyingness'! Thanks for sharing this, much love to you.

  • good story and I hope your daughter is safe.

  • Juat stopping to say hi
    Have a good one.
    God bless,
    Holly

  • Men are self deprecating?

  • hahahah its the post like these that make me sooo happy i found your site.

  • Have a better day tomorrow ...ummmmkay?

    I will welcome your friend

  • You are TOO funny!!!  You always have great ideas!!!  It's funny, as I was writing my Chia Pet post, I kept thinking that this was something you would write ... great minds think alike!!!  I'm just glad I posted mine first .. I wouldn't want to look like I copied your idea!!!!  Glad Jenny is doing fine .. I bet she's having a wonderful time, even though she's not getting much sleep!!  :sleepy: Speaking of sleep .. I need to get some ... Alicia

  • Ok, I popped over to your friends site, & spun the driedel... interesting site, :goodjob:I signed up, but I don't get the game.... :lookaround:  (nope, I'm not Jewish if you hadn't guessed... )  I got what looks like a backwards C whatever that means..... :wave:

  • :goodjob:Okay .. I took half of the pot twice and was afraid to spin again!  I didn't want to loose it all! ha!

    That's fun!  I'm just glad we are not playing for real money on here because I could get addicted real fast! ha!

    Have a great day ... I will talk to you soon!

    Love ya!:heartbeat:

  • But really... I am a woman!

  • Your friends site is totally cool. I love it, he is so funny :lol:

    The menorah and the dreidel game are also the peak of wonderful.

    I'm sorry the past couple have been bad for you, and I really hope the next few get better. Much happiness always and good to hear that your daughter is having a properly good time on this very educational trip, hehehe

  • surprise!  And please don't encourage people to read and comment mine, because I will be a failure at replying back to them... like semi-ex!  It's hard enough to write two blogs in two months.

  • One elf to the other elf: Hey those are some nice shoes you have there. Well the Mrs decided I needed new ones, the old ones were very comfortable.
    Say how are you getting along with the old Mrs? Well she's still spending up a storm and taking good care of the little ones. Yeah I know what you mean, after the kids they really don't need us any more. Yeah and she makes more money than I do anyway....

    Yeah some men are self deprecating, there is getting to be less and less reasons to be proud anymore. The women are better writers than us guys, but basically we are reduced to cheerleading them when they get depressed.

    So anyway I have already written to the new xangian and I will try to encourage him to cut and past like I do in my blogs...However I think he is comfortable and will contribute more things as he goes along. BTw in my blog I write about(cut and paste) bunnies!

  • Hey Laura thanks for the kind intro. Just more pressure to live up to--now you know why I'm grey!

  • I won all the gelt.    I got all 16 pieces.   Your friend has a great story.    Good writng like you.     I hope you and your family have a wonderful and delicious holiday.     Be good or at least try too.    I know that is difficult.

  • Ok, I took your advice. Your friend is a good writer. But I'm always hesitant to leave a remark on people's sites I don't know that well. The problem is that I have a very different sense of humor than most normal people. It's a gift I know. Anyway, I hope I didn't offend him.

    So it's just you & Matt for the Hanakkuh holidays? How come semi ex hasn't just become ex?

  • It says I took half of your pot!  Pass the bong.

    I LOVE your Christmas special! 

  • Yay! I won everything too!

  • :goodjob:Cool!!! That dreidel game was fun!  Read your friend's site too!

    and subbed him.

    Take care!

    Suzanne

  • I love your site! I try not to have a boring blog...but lord...I lead a boring life...specially with me being out of school for the next month! 

    Have a great night!!!

  • I am still LOL at your script...make it, PLEASE make it!

    I'm glad your daughter is fine, I'd be worried too. Dang, what Mother wouldn't be?

    I surely enjoyed the Dreidel, I have never played it before...I got the whole pot on my first spin! Dang, I never knew it was a gambling game! More fun!

    Happy ChrismaHanaKwannzaYule! I've got at least one of each in my Family, why not celebrate them all? :)

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