July 8, 2007
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Mazel Tov, it's a boy
As far as genetics go, I'm here to say it's a good thing God does the mixing and not Dave and Busters Photo Machine. At least in my personal case. Some of you might not have liked how your genes mixed with another persons, but I've always been quite pleased with the results expunge and I got.
Yesterday our family was invited to the neighbors 30th birthday party at Dave and Busters. This is a game /restaurant place. They had a booth where you could mix your genes ( well really your pictures.) I was excited, I wanted to see if expunge and I did it, would the kid look like Jennie and Matt.? Or if we had chosen to have a third, what would it look like? We randomly choose a boy, because it's random in real life. Please allow me to introduce my new son, Frodo. After I gave birth to him in the photo booth, I decided he reminded me of a hobbit, hence the name Frodo.
As soon as I got over the initial shock of having a deformed, Mexican looking son, I decided I loved him anyway. I'm not sure how much it will cost to fix his ears, but after that's done and he gets a hair cut, he could be a cute kid like my other two. He seems happy enough. And he's growing on me, we just had to bond.
I have to say, any of those brats at school make fun of him, well lets just say the expunge family does not put up with that.
Matt was a little jealous of Frodo. I can see why. After all he's been the only son for 18 years. And he was our baby. He's also going to college. And I'm sure he was thinking there would be no more kids since expunge and I are divorced and physically can't have more kids. It would have never occurred to him that we would conceive and give birth to a child at Dave and Busters.
But I'm sure he'll learn to love Frodo as much as we do.
It's going to be an adjustment for all of us. Well I'm off to make some appointments with some plastic surgeons. Wish me luck.
Comments (46)
Dave and Busters is a cool place to visit. We have one here too.
definitely very hobbit-ish.
RYC: Yeah, I would have done it again to see how a girl (Frodette?) would have looked! :sillygrin28: Cheap expunge! What's a few tokens in the pursuit of experiments in gene mixing?!
that's hilarious! but yes, he is lovable!
He's so cute !
LOL!!! Too funny.
:hahahahaha18:
Well, I'm sure you're devastated. Really, I've just been in an inexplicably sour mood, of late.
I don't see anything wrong with his ears.
What fun!! I'd love to do that. Actually, I think Fredo is a doll, but I'm drawn to all kids in my old age. RYC The new happy pill is a miracle so far. I've almost decluttered my freakin' bedroom and it didn't hurt me at all. I went to a movie last night that my daughter told me was a tear jerker and used only one Kleenex....LOL
RYC: No, you just might have to be a geek who can listen to those monotone English announcers without falling asleep. :blur6:
LOL-I thought he looked more Chinese than Mexican.
That poor, poor child....with those ears, he'll hear every single insult the other kids make about him.
Too funny!! Does he have hairy feet too?? :blur6:
Haha, oh my, those are some ears! Poor little guy, maybe he'll grow into them.
What a cute virtual son. :hug27: I'm sure Matt will come around. Give it time.
He needs some de-blurring work on his neck, too. I think plastic surgeons charge extra for that.
A pair of ear muffs and a haircut should do wonders. Since Mr F and I have no kids together...I bought a rubber baby doll that I thought looked like what our combined dna would look like. Just in case he ever got the idea to have kids.
That looks like fun. I dont have that place anywhere near but will have to look one up.
That photo is something else and what fun it would be to make fun of my children.
oh my! where did he get those ears? you sound like such a wonderful mother ... hope matt can get over his jealousy & be a good big brother ... hee-hee...
Actually...he does look a tiny bit like Jennie and Matt.
ROFL! I'd say Frodo is a good name for the kid.
I don't know about those photo booths at Dave and Busters... look at those ears, I have never seen a kid with ears like that.
Hugs, Tricia :snoopy23:
That was one of the funniest posts I have read in a long time.
The mix your genes booth...what a cool idea...I am glad the real things turned out better than Frodo though...LOL
hahaha that's great! I totally agree though, fix the ears and give him a haircut and he'd be perfect, even cuter than he already is.
I am so sorry but he is still ugly as sin. He's so ugly it makes you wanna slap his momma... LOL! He's so ugly he probably has to sneak up on the mirror. He's so ugly you will have to take him to the vet to get his ears checked. Now you know I would never really slap you right?
Hugs, Tricia :snoopy23: :snoopy23: :snoopy23: :snoopy23:
RYC: I am sorry I couldn't resist. If you really love that Frodo child I will accept him gladly into my heart.
lmao
very cute! loved your post
Gotta love Dave & Busters!! :tigger34:
OMG! I'm laughing so hard at your post and the pic of your precious son, Frodo!! He definitely does have a face that only a mother could love .. well, actually his face is quite cute, it's that one mutated ear that is disturbing. Nothing a little nip and tuck won't cure and he'll be good to go. Poor Matt ... having to share the title SON ... I'm sure he will get over it in time!!! :hmmm22:
I hope you have a wonderful week!!
Alicia
Oh, by the way .. you will have to change the name of your Xanga site to momofjenmattfrodo!!! :greensmileys38:
You were going to come here and beat me up...? He's so ugly you'll have to tie a steak around his neck to get the other kids to play with him :sillygrin28: :elephant37: :sillygrin28:
I am sorry, I can't help myself... Of course I will act as Godmother to that beautiful child.
Hugs, Tricia :browndog33:
Aw,he's cute aside from his ears!
Thank you as I soooo needed that laugh
mg24:
I can fix that right up in photoshop!!!
'Twas fun chatting tonight!
Games are always fun:bubblegum36:
:hi1: That picture is cute...hope everything else with you is great.:browndog33:
Awwwwww, what a cutie! I am growing strangely attached to those ears after looking at them for just a few minutes?!
This was a fun entry. Thanks for entertaining my brain today......I needed that laugh!
Thanks for the laugh. I needed that!!!
We were just at D & B this past Saturday. It was really hot and crowded there, plus we wasted $40 on games. Doh!
Dark hair, big eyes and brown skin do not a Mexican make.
Ha! Well, I'm glad you decided to love your little Hobbit, however he looks.
Your not mad, right? :tigger34: :tigger34: :tigger34: :tigger34:
Tricia
LMAO many times....great post
Make sure you remind me not to do any gene mixing at D & B.
Came across your blog while browsing and love what I've read so far, mind if I add you to my subs?
Sweet funny haha!