January 22, 2008

• About Me

  OMG, my friend Bubbly did the funniest thing.  I went to her site and she had written an about me ( meaning her ) post.  I asked her to do one of those for me as I was too lazy.  And she did, in a comment, here it is...
  
  

  OK... here you are, you can just copy and paste.... (OMG I'm a good friend).

  Hi, for any new readers I thought I would post a new "about me" here
  to fill you in on what a lucky person you have become by becoming a
  part of this site.

  I'm Jewish. Maybe I'm not a devout Jew, but I am... I like the 8
  days of Hanukkah, because I like the presents and I think the menorah
  is pretty.... and who am I kidding? The food rocks.

  I was married to a guy for along time, we had a couple of kids who
  are awesome. But the guy and I decided we were better as roommates
  instead of partners... so we divorced and he stays in my house with
  me... yes, its weird, but it works. He cooks and buys me dinner and
  fixes things.

  I have two kids, a boy and a girl. My girl is totally cool. She's
  been all over the world with different programs, Israel and Africa to
  name two. She's self motivated and pretty talented girl. I have faith
  that she will become someone important to the world. She gets awesome
  grades also.

  The boy... he's adorable. He is also very smart and motivated, which
  leads me to think that even though the ex and I don't get along well as
  partners, we raise some pretty class A kids. Matty is attending college
  for the first time this year, and I miss him terribly. He is promised
  to the daughter of my Xanga friend, Bubblysox... although he doesn't
  know it yet.. but him and her daughter are going to make beautiful
  babies with gorgeous teeth.

  I use Xanga as my venting area, and frankly, I'm hilarious, everyone
  thinks so. I bring humor to the lives of people less fortunate. I have
  lots of friends on here, and I cherish them all because without them
  who else would listen to me?

  I quit smoking and sometimes I think I could sell myself for a
  cigarette...but I've been good and haven't done that or smoked at all.

  I was a wild child in my younger years, but those days are gone, and
  I rarely think of drifting back to those ways.... oh wait.. please
  don't refer to the post before this... lol.

  I love writing songs. I use someone elses melodies, but they don't
  care... they've already used them... and I kick ass at doing so.. so
  much so that I've been offered money for this skill before and it is
  how I live this life of luxury I do...  although I haven't posted one
  lately... hmmmm....

  I work with hoodlums and thugs all day, in a juvenile facility, and
  those little rascals give me lots to blog about. Not to mention the
  idiots I work with. But its a job, and its better than working the
  Quickie Mart with Apu.

  Anyways, this is all I can think of for now. Feel free to ask me anything else you might want to know.

  She did a great job, but I need to edit a couple things.  I just want to make it clear that I live with expunge for financial reasons.  I wouldn't choose him for a roommate, in fact I prefer to live alone.  He does cook for me and fixes things, but I wish he would leave after he does that.

  I'm not sure I'm hilarious, I give a chuckle now and then, and that's fun.

  As for the song writting thing, I can do that pretty fast, but getting paid?  Really? where? who? Show me the money baby!!!!!!!!!

  My kids are perfect, but the only one who calls Matt, Matty, is her ( I think that's cute.)  And I don't think I miss him terribly, I love being an empty nester.  I don't miss the bickering or the mess.  And I don't miss trying to force conversation.  I much prefer the spying method when it comes to finding out how my kids are doing.

  I do like food, but Jewish food, not so much.  Latkes are pretty good though, and I'll miss those.  Passover food makes me gag though.  Except for Matzo Ball soup, and I think that might be out for me this year.

  Speaking of which, she forgot to mention my newly diagnosed Diabetes, which I am sure I will bringing up all the time now, since it sucks.

  Other than that, like I said she did a great job.  And it shows she knows me and pays attention, and who could ask for a better friend than that!  And she took the time to do this!  Wow.

  Any other questions, refer to her.  Just kidding, ask away, I'm a semi open book.

  Laura
  

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