May 20, 2008

• Don't call us we'll call you!

  If I had to identify myself politically, I guess I'm a democrat.  But no matter what, if you call me, and play a message, I WILL NOT vote for you.  Melissa Bean, some congress woman, who I think is a Democrat, called tonight.
   This was right in the middle of a juicy conversation between me and a friend.  We were talking about her psycho, soon to be, ex sister in law, when I got call waiting.

  My caller ID is broken, so I switched over.  Not really a big deal, since as soon as I heard it was Melissa calling, I switched back.  Or at least I tried to.  When I switched back my friend had gotten disconnected.  No problem, I'll just hang up on Melissa.  But the thing is, I couldn't.  Melissa would not go away.  I hung up, I waited two minutes, I even unplugged the phone.  Still, whenever I picked up, there was Melissa rambling on and on about Afghanistan or something. 

  I couldn't even tell her to shut up, as it was a recording.  How rude can you get?  I have no desire to listen to you Melissa.  Because of you, my conversation, which had an nice, easy, flow was ruined.  By the time I called my friend back, the magic was lost. 

  Where were we again?  Something about the sister in law making false rape allegations against your brother in law?  Or was it that the divorce is final tomorrow?  Damn it Melissa. 

  And what kind of last name is Bean anyway?  Is that your married name?  I refuse to google you and
  find out because then your going to think your more popular than you are.  And then you will think it's okay to interrupt people's conversations and blab on and on about yourself for a good fifteen minutes.  And your secret thing that doesn't allow me to hang up on you, even when I unplug the phone was like a scary movie.  I mean, I could not get rid of you!  How does that endear me to you?  It doesn't, so make a note all you politicians, DON'T call me.  In fact, If I wanted to win an election I would NEVER call people. 

   These people are supposed to be smart, right?  They should know their constituents right?  Don't most people like to have dinner, and then chill at night?  Watch some American Idol, read a book, sit on their porch and have a tall one?  NO ONE I know wants to listen to fifteen minutes of some politician bragging about how great they are.  Not only that it makes them seem desperate.  Play hard to get you know?  Let me come to you. 

  It's like Hillary, she's so desperate, it's sad really.  She doesn't know how to back off and let go.  She's a turn off.  I thought these people knew how to play the game.  She should take a clue from her hubby.  Bill was always laid back, charming, a little mysterious.  Same with George.  She's all in your face, begging.  It's not cool. 

  I don't mind a commercial here and there.   I can fast forward, and might even listen , if you have something interesting to say.  But that's different, that's an expected interruption and they are on long enough to get popcorn and a diet coke.  Or if I watch a debate, I feel like I invited you into my living room. 
  The phone call thing, I feel like your a stalker, pushy, annoying. 

  Speaking of stalkers, I won best stalker mom at the high school thespian banquet 2008.  I was so honored.

  

  Crazy stalker mom !!!!!!  I rock, and the glasses were my prize.  I love it.  1) I look insane ( every stalker should look insane)  And yet, I look happy with my lot in life.

  Yeah Melissa Bean, you better back off, cause crazy stalker mom is on th loose.   And it's not pretty.

  
  
    

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