October 12, 2008

  • The News

    I can't watch it.  It's so depressing.  Said in dire tone  "  AMERICA IS SCREWED"  "  WE WILL ALL BE LIVING ON THE STREETS SOON!" 
    You just can't get away from it, Oprah and Dr. Phil, two shows I usually enjoy because other people are more F'd up than I am, are not even fun to watch.  Both had shows that talked about the economic crisis.  I deleted them both off my DVR. 
    I should have DVR'd Maury Povich which would have guaranteed a Who's your Baby Daddy, or Send Your Teen to Boot Camp show. 
    Although, I could have turned it on and it could have gone like this

    Maury: Today we have John Doe who almost lost his home, welcome John

    Audience boos

    John Doe:  Ya bleep ya all, the bleeping bank was tryin to rip me off.  They done gave me $150,000.00  I ain't never even had a bleepin job and now they want me to make bleepin payments.  Bleep that bleep. 

    Which would have sucked.

    At least on my soaps they all have money and nobody really has to work, which is the way life should be.

    We need to have a canidate that runs things like they do on All My Children.  You can be a doctor without going to college or medical school, or have your own really cool business just for being good looking. 

    Oh wait, that's sort of like Sarah Palin, she might get to be VP. just because...

    You don't have to be bright, just pretty and of course what some people consider down to earth ( although I find her annoying and fake.)

    Maybe life is more like a soap opera than I thought.

    Anyway, like I said, I am banning the news from my life for awhile.  Which includes the little clips Comcast has when I check my E mail.   I prefer a stress free life.

     Let me know when it's all fixed.

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