November 10, 2008
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Jingle Bells and Dreydles
Well folks. As much as I tried to deny it, it's that time of year again. With the economic peril, no one wants to think about gifts this year, but it has to be done. Good little boys and girls are looking for Santa and Mr. Hanukkah guy to come through. But since we are all broke it's imperative to choose wisely.
So let me show youMOMOFJENMATT'S FAVORITE BOOKS AND TOYS:
Children's books: I am a big reader and I always read to my kids and encouraged them to read, so this one is very important to me. I also believe it's important to be realistic with kids, so here are some of my favorites.
Never too early to get kids into politics.
Even though she lost, a Sarah Palin action figure is something every child would enjoy. A toy for boys and girls.
Or just a Sarah doll!Ever wonder how you can get those kids to clean the toilet?????
Barbies are always a cheap way to go.
Stocking stuffer!!!!
For the teen crowd
Kids need to get off the video games and play with some old fashioned games that promote learning and creativity.
IT REALLY WORKS!!!!!!!
So save those pennies people and make sure your little ones have the best holiday ever.
Comments (36)
Omgoodness....I can't stop laughing.
@LifeNeedsProtection -thanks.
Tyler Durden Says: Up the dosage!
That Barbie. She can do ANYthing. However, stripper Barbie prolly would not be very popular for, uh, obvious reasons.
@ProfessorTom - ha ha
@MixedUpMale - what do you mean. I think stripper barbie would be very popular
Too funny! I needed a laugh..thanks!
P.S. Stop by & tell us who your heart throb was when you were growing up......LOL..
@SoonerRose - laughing is fun
Funny!
that palin cabbage patch doll is adorable!!
Unless Barbie has changed since my 21 year old daughter was little, Barbie has no nipples and no genetalia (sp).
@Isismoon - thanks
@MorningAngel - I don't like Sarah, but it is cute
@MixedUpMale - oh ha ha ha ha, so true ha ha ha
lmao...i refreshed and refreshed...but there were a few i couldnt get to come up. wasabi gum balls...sounds like a remedy for smart mouths.
On the other hand, Barbie has body proportions that are not easily matched by many. She might could get away from it.
@brandi_shawn - bummer
lol i used to have icons of all those books and more, too funny...i needed a laugh tonight:)
LOL.. Love the gift suggestions!
I gotta admit, I laughed all the way thru these!! Hilarious! Thanks for the gift Ideas! Now my holiday shopping will be a BREEZE!
LOL! That's awful! (But you know I'm cracking up!)
I used to LOVE the Boxcar Children books!
@bradybunch07 - yeah, us more evolved people already knew about that stuff
@Adventures_of_BadNana - thanks
@browneyedpsycho - you are very welcome. Hope they enjoy
@SouthForkCheerMom - I know, I'm kind of a sicko
Excellent. I especially love the books.
Can I check these books out in my local library? LOL!
Dear Laura,
Only three 5 star ratings! I even give this a rare recommend.
I know you only collected these from around the web. (cracked.com is a pretty funny site by the way) But it took some time, and the results are hilarious.
Much better than going through the Target Toy brochure.
Babar's dead! Oh the horror.
Michael F. Nyiri, poet, philosopher, fool
@doahsdeer - thank you, me too, those are my personal favorites
@Kens_Wife - You might have to special order them
@baldmike2004 - yes, it did take time, but it was fun. Thanks for the rec. I guess not everyone is as evolved as us in their humor.
Barbie makes a great Sarah Palin.
I found this post deeply disturbing.
@PrincessFiveandDime - I can't believe you like that Barbie,girl! lol
@PrincessFiveandDime - yes, she does.
@transvestite_rabbit - Really? I enjoyed it myself : evil laugh:
Hilarious!
@Carpus06 - thanks
I just wanna know if stripper barbie is anatomically correct. My friend has an anatomically correct boy doll for her little boy that cracks me up.
@evagarringer - Well traditionally Barbie has no genitalia, but perhaps stripper Barbie does.
they actually sell that stay in love forever chapstick. i just saw it last week. also you forgot the book bi-curious george
have you seen this video?
@Jami86e - I didn't want to put ALL my favorites up, it takes too long. I have seen Bi curious george
I would buy the Ayn Rand primer. But I wouldn't share it.
I'm seriously LOLing soooo hard right now...
@Bad_Dogma - sharing is BAD
@captain_jaq - gota love the sicko sense of humor right?
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