April 23, 2011

  • Stop Peepocide!

     

    Some of you might be saying, you're a Jew, what do you know about peeps?  Well I know plenty.  For example, I know that Emory University did a study using poor, innocent Peeps, and found they were virtually indestructible.  But the fact is, you can alter them, which in effect murders them.  Except for the eyes, which is very creepy.  Apparently, the eyes can never be destroyed.

    And the fact that people keep trying to kill, what this Jew feels is a staple of Easter, is really a horror.  It's true I have eaten a Peep, I have never tried eating spam or sardines, but Peeps are disguised as cute and marketed as candy, so as a kid I ate one.  It was stale.  Peeps are not very good,  especially stale ones.  I will give the Peep killers that one.  But does that mean they should be destroyed?

    Warning disturbing visuals ahead!!!!!

     

     


     


    Horrific.  While it's true, I don't hear Christians or anyone else calling for the torture and murder of gefilte fish,

    technically the fish are already dead when they reach the jar, all in their slimy, carp, glory.  But even if that weren't true, you just can't feel sorry for gefilte fish.   Peeps on the other hand, while obviously filled with dangerous chemicals, are pretty cute.   And useful.

     



     

     

     

    And you can do lots of fun things with them

     ha ha a peeping peep

    Can you even imagine doing that  with gefilte fish!

     

    And not to go on a rant, off topic, but could Jews find a more embarrassing food?  I mean look at it?  Jellied Broth?  Eww, what is that?  You gentiles complain and torture those cute Peeps?  Try having this as a staple at your Holiday dinner.  Ham, green bean casserole, jelly beans, and gefilte fish!!!!!  

     

    You must see where I am going with this.  I am asking all you Christians and non Christians who just like the free meal and Easter baskets, please, be kind to the Peeps.

    Remember Peeps need love too.

     


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