August 25, 2011

  • Farmville - how they suck you in- (please give this blog attention, had to re write the whole thing

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    Re writing this stupid blog!  Thanks At&T, you came through again! censored so please be nice and make it worth the fact I wrote the whole thing again.  So frustrating.

    Hi I'm Laura, and I'm a recovering farmville addict.  Farming is really not my thing.  I don't enjoy the smell of manure, I kill plants just by looking at them, but most importantly, it's hard work.

    I don't remember how this happened, Zynga ( not to be confused with Xanga) was like a drug pusher.   Just by watering a couple of my neighbors crops, I had money to buy my own crops.  Strawberries were cheap, why not?  I didn't get a big high at first, when planting the strawberries, so I just planted and left for the day.  When I returned I saw this!!!!

    It was shocking, it was disturbing.  I almost cried.  In fact I probably did shed some tears.  All that work!  The clicking of the mouse, moving my little farmer around.  I was pissed.  I learned after that, you either stay glued to your computer or you buy crops that last a couple days or at least more than four hours.  I don't remember how you earn money, I think you pick good crops and water your neighbors  crops. I did those things, but a couple times I pulled out the credit card. Just a 20 here and there, and only like twice, don't judge.

    I just really wanted a big house and a town and my cows had to be in a barn.  It just looked bad the other way.  No house, animals everywhere, wandering around. It needed to be stopped.


    At the time I had my beautiful farm, with a town, and a couple houses, a green house and even a school, I lived with my ex, expunged.  Sometimes he was downright rude about my farm.  For example he would say things like " how's your farm?"  But he said it in a way that meant he wasn't really interested, it was more like " how's your stupid computer, not real, ridiculous, waste of time farm?"

    I didn't let it bother me. After all, when I was a Sim's addict and I made my expunged Sim pee his pants, before letting him drown in the pool, the real Expunged didn't even crack a smile. I mean come on that's funny!

    Anyway, after decorating for Christmas, even though I was very put off there was ZERO Chanukah decorations, I started to get tired of Farmville.  No one seemed impressed with my Farmville photo I posted on Facebook.  And I got sick of having to be home by 10:00 to pick my Watermelon and milk my cows.  Farming is a lot of work and not as fun as setting your virtual ex-husband on fire.

    So I killed my farm, no hurricane or flood, just a delete.  Sometimes I miss my bunny, and the chickens, but I know it's better for me to actually go to real outside, where the wether actually changes.

    Sims are gone too, they all died horrible death


    But now I have a new hobby, big time amateur photography,  here are a few of my photos - my new signature at the end of blogs.

    I will post a few at the end of every blog happy, I know too exciting!!!!

    Boys at work

    Navy pier a view form my Dad's apartment 

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Comments (12)

  • I had no idea that you could do those kind of things to the sims - If I had known, it would have been a much more attractive game!!

  • @murisopsis - Oh yeah, there are many ways to kill your Sims

  • Never got into sims and so glad.  Xanga already takes up so much of my time....  I grew up on a farm and have lived through the droughts, hail and such.....Farmville sounds a bit real to me... 

  • Wow, and the most I ever did in Sims was to figure out how to force them into being lesbians. Smh. I missed a whole world.

    I've never played Farmville. I have steadily resisted the Zynga fever, until I discovered Words With Friends, and now I'm hooked on Scrabble. And not the "Huk'd on Fonix Wurkd 4 Mee" kind of hooked either.

    I'll raise my chai latte in memory of the death of your farm today,
    just as soon as I finish figuring out how to place four letters in such a way that I'm winning this game.

  • Also, I'm scared of playing Farmville because I carry scars from The Oregon Trail. Any game which gives my oxen a chance to die while fording the river can take that chance and shove it.

    Oh, and by the way? Love the pictures. Especially the first one.

  • LOL...I must have been abducted by aliens and taken to another planet for a while.  Either that, or I pulled a Rip Van Winkle, cause I've never heard of Sims, Farmville, or Zyngas.  From what you've posted, I don't s'pose I missed much... 

    BTW, nice pics.  Is that a Ferris wheel at the navy pier???

  • @opticalnoise - Sims were a great way to get aggressions out, I may start again.

    I played Oregon Trail, lol I never let the kids on and it was their game.  Simis too actually. Thank you I'm glad you like the photos, I really have fun with them.

  • @vexations - Yeah, Farmville is too stressful, it's best you don't participate.  Thanks for coming over and commenting, this blog was not fun to write the second time around,

  • @dsullivan - yes on the Ferris wheel. And thank you.  Farmville is on Facebook, that's how I learned about that and the makers of that game and others are Zynga.  Sims?  Yeah those have been around a long time, very popular and actually REALLY fun.  It's like you're God and you control all these little people you make.

  • Lucky that my niece have giving up SIMS.

  • @RestlessButterfly - that's for sure, it can be very sick

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