September 21, 2011
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Top Bloggers on Xanga are more likely to have Shit Stirring Syndrome
I made found a study that has explained so much to me about some of the top bloggers on Xanga's front page.
People who are at the top of the front page are more likely to have Shit Stirring Syndrome . Find the link yourself, why should I do all the work?
When I was a new Xangan, I saw some people who seemed to have a chronic need to create controversy. They were always stirring the pot, shit stirring, trolling, whatever you want to call it. It was exciting, yet scary. I think it makes sense since this is how you make it to the top and stay there. However, it can become fatal.
That has been my general impression of top bloggers on Xanga. They never go away, they are always on top 24/7, and they are major shit stirrers.
Some top bloggers complained that people who get no comments were causing this problem. I think they just thought Xanga should get them their own ish site called shitstirrerish.
Is it me, or does it appear that top bloggers cause more trouble than non top bloggers?
Please comment, eprop and rec. maybe even Facebook rec. I don't care if I get Shit Stirring Syndrome. I want to be on top too! I am sick of being number 75 or 80. Come on? What do I have to do people????? Help me out! This was a totally controversial topic. We could argue about this forever! Have at it! right here, call me and other commenters bad names, as long as I am number one! I am being a troll ( still don't know what that is exactly, but I'm sure I am one). I posted a graph! My God, could I have done more than that? Get me to number one and I'll mention your name in my next blog. Tell me that wouldn't be special? Please write first if you are the first to comment. Even if you really end up being second or third. I am counting on you guys. Let me down and I may block you from this site!!!! No photos tonight, I am too focused on being #ONE.
Edit: This is what is known as a spoof. Please don't get your undies all up in a bunch. @TheTheologiansCafe is well aware I was teasing him on his second to most recent blog. here is the link :http://thetheologianscafe.xanga.com/755131315/atheists-on-xanga-are-more-likely-to-have-autism/
And I don't appreciate Xanga taking out my curse word lol.
Comments (118)
Doing my bit to put you in the top spot! Rec'd with a vengeance!
I am the first one here, and you ARE # ONE in my book I am sure. I think there is a place where you can recommend a post for the top blog. I had recommended a post long time ago for a friend, and it got to the front page. I am going to go look for it now, and recommend it. If you don't find yourself on the front page, it is not because I didn't try, gurrrl!
@ZombieMom_Speaks - Thank you so much!!!!!! Some people need to give other a shot at fame!
I hate top bloggers. Power to the people!!!!
@ZSA_MD - Well thank you, if you see who is number one now, you will notice MY entry was far more controversal. Thanks and
@TheTheologiansCafe - Well I think top bloggers RULE so, I plan on getting there!
Well done and hugs. I am reccing this.
Haha your study seems to be accurate from what I've seen. And if it all the shit stirring goings on shitstirrerish, there will be nothing left on Xanga except some photo blogs. What, no arguments?!
THIRTYTWO!
Edit: DOH!
Frankly you deserve to be number one if you desire so. Number ones deep inside are big egos or that is what i think. They were i'm sure always first in their school or their classes as kids. It is in their personnality. Also i wonder how a person can keep a top blog on a constant basis. Would'nt they have to be at it at least 5 hours a day or even more?
Awwwww.
I'm a top blogger and I don't stir shit!!
I'm your OUTLIER!! HAH!!!!
@Grannys_Place - thank you very much appreciated
@leaflesstree - ha ha ha and thank you!
@jasonwl - awesome!!!!! I once went to Theo's site and I was 1,025
Actually Top Blogs is pretty tame these days. There's Granny in Boxers, the perpetual whiner Optical Noise, the villiage idiot @Godlessliberal.
Even TheoDan is posting the usual pap that XangaXombies have come to know and love.
So what's the problem?
You have to time stamp (er...whatever, go in and change the time to the current time under "edit" every once in awhile, I don't know if that's actually time stamping....). That's one of the things Dan does.
@TheTheologiansCafe - ROFL
I rec this for demanding the reader find the link they own damn selfs. I hope you make it to the top and stir some shit but good.
@locomotiv - well of course, but I don't have time for that crap ( staying here all day). I was number 499 out of 500 in my class. But things are about to change!
@opticalnoise - Well all good studies, which mine was, have an outliar, so that's fine.
of course they start shit - its what keeps them on top, haha
I'll stir your shit!
@momofjenmatt - Oh, apparently I'm a perpetual whiner :/
Hahahahahahahahahaha.
Maybe I do stir some shit every once in a while.
@LoBornlytesThoughtPalace - No problem here. I am actually having a lot of fun.
@yourkbear - Thank you for your tip in my quest to reach number one. I do in fact use that myself once in a great while. Dans top blog tonight has actually been there since last night.
@dirtbubble - well thank you, I plan on it
@momofjenmatt - I was the 31st viewer. I thought I'd estimate in advance how many comments would have been posted by the time I finished reading and commenting.
@opticalnoise - lol
@raspberryjade - exactly!
@Chibi_Son_Gokou - wow, ok, thanks I think ha ha.
@jasonwl - ahhhh a smart one!
I never timestamped. Must be why the three times I hit top blogs I barely skimmed #50 and then suddenly vanished.
@opticalnoise - actually for this to really work you need to cat fight with @LoBornlytes Thought Palace. That's the beauty of a highly controversal topic like this.
@momofjenmatt - Naw, I was #9.
@momofjenmatt - I don't do catfights. That's a woman thing, as I understand it. I do some woman things, but that's not one of them. Sorry. Maybe I could cockfight instead?
I'll try to avoid the front page from now on LOL
Goddamn top bloggers. Especially those wild Asian bloggers.
They sure do... I've never been a top blogger and I don't think it's my intent to try... but here and there sure I like to blog about something controversial but unlike some top bloggers I like to respond to each of my commenters... good luck making it.
this definitely deserves top honors, most of the top bloggers really dont belong there at all!
Yeah, they do and that is why I pretty much don't care for them. Good luck though.
first!
@opticalnoise - yeah, either way, whatever gets some action on here.
@CorvyusMorte - As we all should, until I am number one, then we shall celebrate.
@CaKaLusa - OMG, you get that too?! Wow, I thought I was the only one! You need err I mean they need to go
.@pinktiger335 - Thank you, I was really spoofing Dan Theologian, but it would be funny if it happened.
@wyckdstorm - Thank you!. I don't know, I was just making a spoof, but thank you very much
@Hinase - Thanks, I was really spoofing the top blog right now, if it's still there just having fun, not serious.
FIRST!!!!!!
@HeLLo_Bianca - ha ha ha, not even close lol
@BubblysLife - good try my bubbles friend, but no cigar.
@momofjenmatt - Lol, I know you were... and I hope it does.
LOL. I know... I just wanted to say FIRST... because someone always does of "those" blogs, and then they are really like 2nd or 3rd... LOL... I obviously saw that there were like 40 comments before mine... DUH... I'm stirring shit now, how do you like that??? What, you calling me an idiot????
darn
@BubblysLife - F you bring it on!
@HeLLo_Bianca - It's ok, come back another day and you may be one and ONLY lol
@LoBornlytesThoughtPalace - hahaw, snort. you're pretty right
Maybe if you spelled it like Sheet lol
You know what I hate about pop stirrers? They get to me. The photo place I enter the pictures in? Some person on there instead of just voting, saying "#whatever" she goes off and start critiquing the friggin photos!!!!! wth??? Keep your opinions to yourself. You are supposed to look, and vote. The end.
The pop stirrers AND the ones that stir the POTS.... JEEZ
hahaha nice
@D3L3RIOUS - True, but it loses something then. I don't think they have the right to edit, I am going to start trouble with the Xanga team, I am on a shit stirring role!!
@BubblysLife - I noticed that too, what a bitch, seriously. Everyone tried, if you don't have anything nice to say...
@LetsTripTheLightFantastic - Thank you!
@TheTheologiansCafe - Lead the charge, Dan!
keep on focus on Xanga
I'm sure my recommendation will be read by my zero friends.
(Cheers!)
--Yao Wentiao
@moncler jacket - will do
@Yao_Wentiao - I'll be your friend! that's so sad. Thank you for the rec. I really do appreciate it.
LOL on that last time stamp, cheers!
@DivaJyoti - going to bed, gotta do it ha ha ha. I actually made it!!!! wow, it was pretty fast too. Too bad this will be the last time.
@momofjenmatt - That's why I was laughing at the time stamp. you were already number one, you can go no higher!
nite nite
@momofjenmatt - you should let my newdog sing your goodnight song.
See Newdog2 sing. http://newdog2.xanga.com/755146934/me-singing-a-patriotic-song/
lol, i feel that way, i feel like as i enter something new, i just create a big fuss and than find my place with a history of nuisancy. AWKWARD!
@funkyflo3 -
Now I know what the heck is wrong with me. No wonder I can't stop eating and sleeping, sleeping and eating. Apparently I have this Shit Stirring Syndrome
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ive been here since 2005. you usually should write something like kissing up to people. I do. ive made it to number 10 15 and 8 before.....top 10 benefits of being a guy was number 5.....your right im sick of people who just poop controversy,.......
Can you talk about your sex life?
It has a chart so this post is 100% legit.
haha we would all fall asleep without controversy. top bloggers should at least enlighten or humour us!! god dammit!!
oh, i wasn't thinking about you though.. jus you know who
Given the quality of most if not all of the "top bloggers," I am proud to say I am NOT one of them.
Though I know what shit-stirring refers to, the image of Dan painstakingly swirling his entire arm in a toilet full of other people's shit appeared briefly in my mind and now refuses to go away. Also in the toilet is a boob for some reason.
Ahahahah
Awesome Post!! Very good laugh there..
LG,
Annette
@RestlessButterfly - Yes, and you have also pushed me OUT of the number one spot! I'm not sure if you are trying to save me from this terrible disease or if you are just a ruthlessspot stealer!
@Jeremy_Sheer - Well number 5 sounds interesting,not kiss upie, and I don't do kiss up. I do fun. I have been here since 2005 also and have been on top. I have just been out of the loop for too long.
This was just a fun thing to do. to lighten Xanga up.
@RulerofMasons - SURE, let me give you a synopsis here- I am divorced and don't want to date yet, so it is non exsistent. Hot huh? next blog My sexless life?
@dirty_sweater - Well I hope this did something. Gave you a small chuckle?
@twoberry - It seems to me you are one of them ( a shit starter). Earlier, I was in the number one spot. I think you are trying to say I have poor writing quality. I won't block you, or call you names, due to our history. But I would appreciate the respect I deserve as a ONE TIME top blogger.
@Iobot - LOL, gross, sorry but that did give me a good laugh.
@RestlessButterfly - Thank you for your concern over the illness. Hey, I didn't bring up the Asian thing, that other guy did. My suggestion is all people, Asians, Jews, Athiests, Budisits,agnostics, blacks, hispanics, stupid people, and worshipers of computer Gods, have a huge Xanga boxing match. Then this epidemic may go away.
@cheese_breeze - Thank you, you know that graph wasn't easy to make, soI appreciate that I amde someone laugh.
@timestill - exactly! All posts with Charts and graphs are based on really good scientific data.
@RestlessButterfly - no, it's funny.
@momofjenmatt - I thought 'click' his username before I reply this comment. My first comment is for you. My 2nd comment this not meant for you, t'was for that guy. I really thought I clicked his comment before I posted my reply. Sorry about that. I guess I should delete the comment since it's accidentally wrongly addressed.
shitstirrerish...now that is a good idea
lol
@C_L_O_G - Thanks, if you could reccemend that to the Xanga team I would appreciate it.
OMG, Laura. That's the best ever!
hahaha....
anyway, seriously, lets get shitstirrerish started!!
LAWLZ. I would say MOST top bloggers are shit stirrers, but there are a select few who aren't.
Heh! My number must be pretty low. I just mind my biz most of the time and talk about my books, my family, and meself!!
So true.
Also, hello #2!
You have almost reached the top. I found you at second spot. Oh I really hope you reach the top, and beat that stupid Dan "Theologian Cafe"
Not a top blogger
but Loved this blog
I wrote a comment but now can't find it and my recommend showed up but my eprops (2) didn't. I tried daughter dearest but you know your mommy's old.
I had "Shit" on top blog once that wasn't bleeped out for some reason, I had hoped it would be,,, go figure.
@AmeliaHart - I know, I was going to say they all had irritabable bowel syndrom, but changed my mind. I'm not bitter.
@Stanelle - well that sounds nice
@sincerely_jennie - : )
@Mal_P - well Dan isn't number one today, and I was one last night I just time stamped to see if I could get up there again. But then I rec'd #2 so I sort of screwed myself over. It's ok, I did this as a fun game.
@jackie004 - Thank you
@dianestickler - Thanks mom, it's fine OMG
@seedsower - The actual word came back ha ha, I guess they read my complaint and decided they didn't want to mess with a bad ass like me. Beth, you never told me if you have an iphone,if so put your photos on instagram. It's fun and you can see amazing photos from all over the world. It takes a very small amount of work to get followers too. And do you have a pinterest?
@Diane Capasso - Oh Diane, NO you're the best ever! To comment when your son's wedding is in two days?! wow!
@maniacsicko - LOL, I don't think we have authority. Unless you're on the Xanga team.
Lmao, nice parody. You didn't need to add the little 'disclaimer' at the end. (=
@Keeko1 - Oh but I did! There were a few people who were not understanding at first. This has happened to me other times, where I had to spell out the joke because they were offended. Thank you though
@momofjenmatt - I have a Droid and I just opened a pinterest , it is Beth Glick. I never used instagram
@seedsower - Ok, if we are not friends on pinterest, I will fix that. Instgram is an app, but I'm not sure if it's just iphone it might be. But I can totally see you on pinterest, with your photos and recipes, and cute stuff, you're a pinterest girl for sure.
@momofjenmatt - Yeah dang! When I started typing, there were no comments and I honestly thouhgt I was the first one. Somehow she squeezed in before me.
GLAD YOU ARE ON THE FRONT PAGE LAURA!
@ZSA_MD - well you're number 1 in my book too, even if you were number two lol. Thank you for all the help
Nah, none of this ever happens on xanga.
@In_Reason_I_Trust - NO! I did a scientific study, so it's true. I made a graph.
lol
@nattata - THXS
@momofjenmatt - Ah, ok. That makes it true. My bad.
You can get a comment off me. THERE! NOW REEL YOURSELF BACK IN!
@chadwilly - you seem angry. but thanks
I hope you make it to numero uno.
@steaaak - i already did but thank you so much
Rec'ed just for the graph alone! I
graphs! 
@spinner_mom - Thank you! The graph was kind of hard to make
you're definitely number 1 on top blogs, right now.
It's 1:33pm MST.
I have been on her for years and NEVER read the TOP blogs nor the front of Xanga and the ISH sites are all crap full of shallow and simple minded people. I just blog for myself and don't give a shit who reads it or not.
I want to be number one on the Xanga's home page. Maybe we should
....lol. Let a brother be popular, just one time, please.
partner momofjenmatt. We could show these people how its done! If any of
you want to vote for me and momofjenmatt just email Xanga and tell them
that Jus_Joking and momofjenmatt are the shit....lol. Come on
TheTheologiansCafe, have you ever heard of sharing the popular wealth to
others. It just makes me so anger
I'm on the top 10 blogs pretty often. It's whatever. If anyone actually has very much emotionally invested in seeing their blog on top blogs on xanga....I have to wonder how empty their lives are otherwise.
Deal with it. That's how I got anywhere.
You have to talk about fat chicks, and how gay marriage should be banned.but you have to add a twist for the latter, to get them to read. If you want to be peaceable, get off the internet.
LOL I love the 3D graph.
What's "top blogs"?
I suppose I'll add to your footprint/comment totals - I'm #110!! Woot. I like some of the top blogs and others I bypass. Of course I never read the front page.. hehe!
You're now the top blogger on Xanga, shit-stirrer.
@momofjenmatt - No, not anger, just my British sense of humour.
Very much agree with what you said.
Man, if it takes shit-stirring I will never get there. But maybe I can ride your coat tails to glory?!? All I know is that I always like me some snotty excel graphs. (-: Very clever!!!
@SlackerSociety -I have one, Fat Gay people should be forced to have gastric bypass paid for by the government
@haloed - Thanks, Dan had two but my one took too long
@Lithium98 - something stupid
@murisopsis - thank you I owe you, make it small though
@Chibi_Son_Gokou - oh no, I didn't really want the disease
@chadwilly - oh good. and this blog? My American sense oh humor
@miss_order - Thank you, the grab was fun ( not) you don't want to ride the coat tails, it wasn't as exciting as I thought.
Laura, i LOVE this, so TRUE! I have one in mind that is #1, but i won't comment ! but that is a lot of the reason i don't like xanga anymore.
you are great, if you stir shit, it is in a fun way, and humorous!! love ya!
@momofjenmatt - Oops. If I had known you were once a top blogger, I would not have made that comment. My bad. I should have said, "Present company excepted, if relevant."
Did you really think I look to see who the top bloggers are? (And thanks for respecting our history. Did you really think I was capable of making a catty remark?) The remark was based on the impression that most "top" blogs are undeserving, which in turn was based on superficial perusal. And of course TheoDan is also an exception.
I miss Drakonskyr.
@browneyedmocha - Thank you! Sorry it took so long to get back to you, been sickly. I think we are on the same page
.@twoberry - You are forgiven. Yes many people have left who I miss dearly : sigh:
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