March 4, 2014

• I'm a Bronyphobe

  I admit it, I'm coming out so to speak, I am a Bronyphobe. A Brony, for those of you who are lucky enough to be in the dark about these people are, adult males from 13 to 35 years old. Quickly expanding through the Internet, the fandom came to use the term "brony" (a portmanteau of "bro" and "pony") to describe themselves. In other words, a Brony is an ADULT male who is into My Little Pony. Not just into it, but out and proud.
  Those who know me, would describe me as being very accepting, a straight woman who is gay friendly, accepting of most people, has friends ranging from Evangelical Christian to atheist to new age. I try not to stereotype, unless it's pretty much a fact like Jews have money ( except me) and Asians are smart. I believe in equal rights for all, unless you're a pedophile or animal abuser, and some other select few scum bags.

  Having said that, I can't reconcile myself to this Brony thing. When my daughter watched the documentary The Extremely Unexpected ( and kind of disgusting) fans or whatever of My Little Pony, and actually intimated my son in law may be interested, I quickly looked up How to Divorce Your Son In Law. Thankfully, I am almost positive, after watching a couple episodes, he realized the show was a show for five year old girls.

  I'm sorry, but carrying around one of these pretty,ponys, as a grown up man screams "You're Weird" It's beyond icky. I don't care if your Princess, Twilight, Sparkle, Pony, sits on your Harley, on the dashboard of your Mac Truck, accompanies you to the front lines in Iraq, or is next to your glitter gown, it's creepy.

  Years ago, when I browsed JDate ( a Jewish Dating Site) because I was looking for a man with money ( see Jew refrence above) this was one of the men I found
  

  At the time, everyone agreed, eww and ick. But say something about a Brony, and you are racist, on the wrong side of history, an awful person. But really what's next, Hello Kitty Guys, Mittys? Boys for Bratz, BFB's?

  Call me a dinosaur, hate me for being a hater, someone has to stand up for what's normal. We need to go back to the days when men played with adult toys like blow up dolls, and Jet skis. When Men watched shows like Mash and normal cartoons like The Road Runner. Yes, I'm Bronyphobic, and I make no apologies.

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