Prison

  • Presbyterian's, Dental Music, and haters not necessarily in that order

    Jennie ( who has updated by the way ), called me earlier.  She said she was going to be a Presbyterian.  At least that's what I heard. What she really said was she is going to be Pescotarian, which is a vegetarian who eats fish.  Let me preface what I am about to say, I have nothing against Presbyterians.  Some of my best friends are Presbyterians.  But I'm sorry, Jennie is Jewish.  I would like Jennie to stay Jewish.  Just as I am sure a Presbyterian mom would not be happy to hear that her child, who is in South Africa, was going to be Jewish, I was not really happy to hear Jennie was going to be Presbyterian.  Plus, we spent a small fortune on her Bat Mitzvah.  Maybe not as much as other members of the Jewish tribe, but in relative terms, it was a lot.  And Jennie is the most Jewish out of all of us ( including extended family.) She actually enjoys going to Temple!  So imagine my shock when she said she was going to be Presbyterian.  Going to church every Sunday with her families in SA is one thing, denouncing her Judaism is another.  If she does not want to eat cows and pigs, that's fine with me, but oie vey and nixay on the conversion thing.

    Did anyone else see 20/20 on Friday?  I taped it, and just watched it.  There was the most disgusting segment about the those Haters who belong to that so called Fred Phelps " Church" where they picket dead soldiers funerals.  it was so scary.  If you want to be scared and missed it watch this clip.


     Told you it was scary!!!!!!!

    Not only that they are unoriginal with their songs and can't even make up their own tunes.
    In all seriousness, we need to be aware there are people like this in the world.

    Yesterday I went to the dentist.  They no longer play mellow elevator music, they play late 70's early 80's music.  This stresses me out, as those were NOT relaxing years for me.  I think they should take that into account when choosing the music.

    I like Journey is much as anyone, but not when I am laying in the dentists chair.

    Jennie's new roommate

    Just kidding, although he is a prisoner at the prison Jennie will be working at ( I think.)

    He looks like a nice color coordinated man, don't you think? 

  • More Tales from The House of the Missing Marbles

    I'm sure your all dying to hear an update on our own Mary Kay (Former entry that addresses this)  Well it seems her bail was lowered  because she has M.S. and the stress would cost the tax payers too much money.  Sort of like a Paris Hilton thing, except she does have M.S. and stress does make it worse.   And she's not cute or rich, but you know what I mean.

    Now I am no lawyer, but I think I would try to use the M.S. as a defense.  Although I have never heard of M.S. causing someone to sleep with young boys, I am sure there is some way to use it.

    In other news since her release, there has been a sighting.

    One of the nurses at work ran into Mary Kay at the Super Walmart. 

    Nurse:   Ahhh, I mean, hello Mary Kay ( awkward silence) ummm, well I'm really not sure what to say.

    Mary Kay:  What is there to say?

    Wow!

    The Nurse saw a T.A. in the check out and said " May Kay is here, in produce!"

    The T.A. was in line though.  I would have gotten out of line and rushed to produce to run into her, but that's just me.

    I was really hoping this would become national news.  32 year old, White, Jewish, not very attractive, woman with M.S., harbors and sleeps with a 16 year old black, ward of the state, runaway, and she was his counselor at a residential treatment center!  It does not get much better than that!

    Besides I wanted Stone Phillips to come to work and knock on our car windows and stuff, while we drove away.

    In other work related news, one of our clinical supervisors who is mainly in charge of discipline, had a heart attack.  He is 46, and not over weight. 

    The boys have taken to a new fun activity called hurling urine at each other.  I guess instead of spit balls, they are making urine balls.  It's the new cool thing to do, in case you didn't know.  So you see why the supervisor may have had a heart attack.

    This reminded us of the time Miss L almost ate a spit ball at work, thinking it was cottage cheese.  Now I'm thinking it might not have been a spit ball at all.  Not that one is really better than the other.

    I guess some of the youth boys grabbed some adult female clients butts at the 4th of July bonfire.  They got in trouble, but I know many of the adult females and they are pretty skanky, so I bet they encouraged it.  Even one of the gay male adults said " please let me come back as a gay male again in my next life, if I have to deal with females like that"  They are not very lady like.

    He's a pretty nice guy, Miss M and I like to diss with him at lunch.  He's the first flaming gay African American I have ever met.  He's writing a book about gays in prison.  I guess they are popular there.  Which makes sense.

    So that's it, always exciting at the nut house.