Well were not exactly friends we just met actually. 

Thanksgiving meet the xangans, xangans this is Thanksgiving.  You could have met Christmas, but unfortunately he was eaten by some coyotes , I guess they follow the department stores way of thinking.  Halloween starts the day after 4th of July and so on.  I have seen the Christmas stuff out, so really the coyotes, were right on target.

His owner Matt's little pig farmer ex, does not like Thanksgiving and is in fact scared of him. Something about sparkle Barbi shoes and riding her bike and being chased.  So now she has ptss, and I don't blame her, because Thanksgiving attacked some poor guys sparkle gateraide bottle.

Here she is trying to be brave

Someone asked why Thanksgiving just stayed in the little area they had set up to sell their pumpkins etc...

I said it was because he was so stupid.  Run Thanksgiving run! 

Matt went to college, which is why the cutie above is an ex.  I mean the girl, not Thanksgiving.

I think if Matt would have had more time with her ( before college) he could have been a good farmer.  I'm not sure he could eat Thanksgiving though.  I Know I couldn't.  The grocery store is the great cover up.  All the nice packaging helps you forget where you food comes from, and that's how I prefer it.

In other news Matt must have been feeling bad about how rude he is to me because he called from a party saying some girl thought he should call me.I told him he scared the crap out of me by calling late at night.  When I saw his number my heart stopped.

I called Jennie's cell phone and she had left it at home so the dad answered.  Him "  Jennie is sweating with my wife"

Hummm, sweating with his wife, so many meanings.  It turned out it meant Jennie was at a wedding with his wife.  ha ha ha.

Jennie and I are having some disagreements about hygiene habits and the tub and access to certain products, but I am not going to share them.  I can tell you it's Jennie 1, Laura zero so far.: sigh: 

So should I steal Thanksgiving and set him free?  Should I send expunge to South Africa and make him bring her home ( if she does not follow my rules?)  Should I just forget I have kids and enjoy my nice dinners ( tonight was some kind of pork tenderloin thing on the grill, ) that man can grill cook! 

Should I adopt one of the kids from Kid Nation and worry about them?    I'm so torn.  Who can I save?