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  • Mazel Tov, it's a boy

    As far as genetics go, I'm here to say it's a good thing God does the mixing and not Dave and Busters Photo Machine.  At least in my personal case.  Some of you might not have liked how your genes mixed with another persons, but I've always been quite pleased with the results expunge and I got. 

    Yesterday our family was invited to the neighbors 30th birthday party at Dave and Busters.  This is a game /restaurant place.  They had a booth where you could mix your genes ( well really your pictures.)  I was excited, I wanted to see if expunge and I did it, would the kid look like Jennie and Matt.? Or if we had chosen to have a third, what would it look like?  We randomly choose a boy, because it's random in real life.  Please allow me to introduce my new son, Frodo.  After I gave birth to him in the photo booth, I decided he reminded me of a hobbit, hence the name Frodo. 

    As soon as I got over the initial shock of having a deformed, Mexican looking son, I decided I loved him anyway.  I'm not sure how much it will cost to fix his ears, but after that's done and he gets a hair cut, he could be a cute kid like my other two.  He seems happy enough.  And he's growing on me, we just had to bond.

    I have to say, any of those brats at school make fun of him, well lets just say the expunge family does not put up with that.

    Matt was a little jealous of Frodo.  I can see why.  After all he's been the only son for 18 years.  And he was our baby.  He's also going to college.  And I'm sure he was thinking there would be no more kids since expunge and I are divorced and physically can't have more kids.  It would have never occurred to him that we would conceive and give birth to a child at Dave and Busters.

    But I'm sure he'll learn to love Frodo as much as we do.

    It's going to be an adjustment for all of us.  Well I'm off to make some appointments with some plastic surgeons.  Wish me luck.