Weed

  • Reasons I won't quit smoking Weed and I want 964 comments too!

    Reasons Why I Won't Quit Smoking Weed

    I already know that smoking weed is bad for you, and ba ha ha. I already see the movies at DARE Program.  And like I heard it was kind of illegal. You get high. People are frightened. You age. You die. Well, guess what? Eventually, you die.You do, everyone does, die I mean they die a lot.

    I don't smoke weed to look cool. I don't smoke weed to fit in with crowds (obviously, if I don't to look cool). 

    I smoke weed to look like this

     
     

    Hell yeah, that's a picture of me smoking weed.

     I'm really high right now but I I guess I'll just bullet it.

    Reasons Why I Won't Quit Smoking Weed:

    • I feel happier (Yes I do coke to feel better, but smoking is nice too).
    • I'm not having a kid any time soon (Really. I'm way too old).
    • I eat like a pig (Hello, food tastes SO much better).
    • It won't make a difference to me aging (I know cause my Dad and Grandparents smoke Weed, but they haven't aged much at all. It's cause they smoke crack too, they're so healthy and don't age. At all, no aging for them, wait who said that?  Plus, I look young. I pass for 60).
    • Sometimes, I'm just bored, so I smoke weed.
    • It makes me less angrier, of a person (wait, what was I saying?).
    • If I quit now, I'll end up smoking  Weed WAAAY more in the future. So, I might as well not quit, unless I have a perfectly good reason. Which I don't, do I???? Do I??? Who said that?

    I mean, seriously, I love my self. But don't take it wrong. But, if there was a reason to quit, it would be the sake of pregnancy or death .
    Healthkicker responds: Obviously it's up to you, but  according toTHC, "Adult male and female weed smokers gained an average of 13.2 and 14.5 pounds, respectively, because they had the munchies."

    http://www.healthkicker.com/709681299/reasons-why-i-wont-quit-smoking/#

    Sorry, but SERIOUSLY!!!!!!

    Sorry I spoofed you smoking girl, but it had to be done.

  • Cocaine

    I was going to blog about this awhile ago and I completely forgot.  A few months ago the boys at work were all a buzz ( no pun intended) about a new energy drink called Cocaine.

      This was being marketed as an alternative to the real cocaine.  Some of the boys were stupid and thought the drug cocaine was now legal because it was in drink form, I had to explain while gritting my teeth that, no, cocaine was not legal now.

     Actually I'm not even sure if the drink is legal for sale.  There was something about the FDA and false claims and something about the name. 

    I'm not really sure, I'm too lazy to check it out, but you can feel free to go here.

    What I did get from my brief look at the website, is that they seemed to be bragging about the FDA thing and the fact that they were being taken off store shelves and were controversial.

    I'm not sure if it's a marketing nightmare or genius.  Probably genius. 

    I wouldn't like the drink Cocaine.  I think it would give me anxiety.  I would rather have a drink called Marijuana. 

    In fact I think I should make a wine cooler type drink and name it Weed.   I could put in some mellowing herbs and supplements, plus the booze and of course the kool-aide taste. 

    Sure I'd be accused of marketing to under aged drinkers, but who cares, after I made the big bucks I could have an anti teen drinking campaign. 

    I would be a true American mogul. 

    You  can be my test market.

    Would you buy a drink called Weed as an alternative to the street drug Marijuana?  Cocaine? 

    Let me know.